It's no secret that summer television is a wasteland of re-runs and long shot television shows that didn't cut the mustard back in fall. Here is a top ten list of ways that summer television could be improved:
10. Just re-run The Wire 24/7 on a channel
9. Someone do SOMETHING about Guy Fieri
8. Air feed from security camera of local 7-11
7. Two words: American Gladiators
6. Would it kill MTV to go back to having a Beach House every summer? I know for a fact Bill Bellamy is 100% available right now.
5. What's wrong with summer television?! I love reality TV!
4. Girls Jumping On Trampolines
3. New reality show featuring Michael Vick being savaged by dogs on a weekly basis. (That is right, I will NEVER let that go.)
2. Cancel Jay Leno
And the number one way to improve summer televison...
1. Show us the fall shows already!
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